October 12, 2009

More Examples of How NOT to Get a Job

Got some more job inquiries via email that I need to share.

Job Inquiry #1:

Hello Mr Or Ms
How Are Your Doing Today
Very Nice To Meet You
My Name Is XXXX 37 Year's Old Male From YYYYY
I saw Web Page And I'm Looking For A Job If Any Open Right Please Let Me
Know
Thank You For Time
XXXX

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Job Inquiry #2:

To whom it may concern,

My current occupational goals are to expand my knowledge and take on new challenges. I am a very organized and professional employee who loves working with others to accomplish tasks and work out problems. I have a deep interest in technology and innovative thinking. I bring with me a wide range of experience and thirst for success.

Sincerely,

XXXXXXXX

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I will grant you that after reading the first email, you want to immediately hire the person who wrote the second email. And I totally understand why you want to do that - after all, the second applicant successfully created complete sentences, with punctuation and everything. And talked about stuff relevant to work even - working with others! accomplishing tasks! innovative thinking!

Posted by Stephen Bronstein at October 12, 2009 01:29 PM