This isn’t a tip so much as the beginning of one of the funniest cover letters I’ve ever received:
Dear Prospective Employer:
The opportunity to hire a certifiable superstar has arrived. This one of a kind individual glows with personality while positive energy reflects a humble attitude. A team player that takes ownership of mistakes and/or problems because, it is a step closer to the solution. Honest and proud represent a work ethic will become obvious with time and recognized in the bottom line. An eccentric creative thinker who is driven by success and fearless to any challenge is always searching for improvement…
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
Posted by Stephen Bronstein at March 3, 2006 03:24 PM